Mum: Where's the baby?
Dad: I don't know!
Mum: Didn't I give him to you?
Dad: No, I don't think so.
Sally: I think they ate the baby...
Mum and Dad: Who? Please tell us now!
Sally: The babysitter and her boyfriend
Mum: But they were so nice! How?
Sally: They boiled him like a bright red lobster! Then, they decided he wasn't...crispy enough! They put him on to roast!
Dad: Heavens help us!
Sally: There's not much we can do. The baby's been consumed!
Mum: We must sue them!
Dad: And lock them behind bars!
Sally: Haha! I fooled you! The baby's sleeping! And I think you are too!